What are you looking for?

What qualities do I think are important in an S.O.? Here's what we're going to do, I'm going to list them from most to least important with a quick little explanaition beside them. You ready? Tuff.

01) a pulse -I know some of you out there are into necrophelia and all but if you're going to strike up a lasting relationship with someone or something I'm sure it has to be alive and kicking, otherwise you're getting jiggy with a tool (alright, so sometimes you get a pulse and they're still tools but what are you gunna do?)

02) a sense of willingness -This might come as a suprise to some but not everyone wants to be significant to another person. Hermit do exsist in this ever shrinking world of ours. Not to mention the first example that comes to light when asking about an unwilling activity partner rymes with 'grape' but lacks the 'Gee'.  

03) a sense of adventure -even if it hides behind a curtain of doubt but that willingness to try something new, even if nudged into it, is more valuable than gold. You have to have some sorta adventure in life and if you're including someone significant then they've got to be willing to join in from time to time.  

04) a full set of lips -I know this seems a little schovenistic, well it is. I don't like those thin lips out there. I can't help it. 05) a sense of humour -this goes along with number 02. If you're not good with it it ain't going anywere.