The Best Day Ever

So I get home today after another day on swing-shift in hell. It's kinda warm at work. Too bad we have to check the pitchfork at the door. My bags hit the floor, my muscles sigh -the weight is finally gone, for the moment.I check the mail. My roomies lumped all the mail on the dishwasher from the 50'S. All my mail is sent to my mother's house (technically my home) but I work in the city so she sends them to were ever I'm staying that month. I've received two bills from the Santa Clara County Department of Child Support. Apparently I owe $8000 dollars for the month of October. I can't wait until I receive my bill for November and December.