back in black, with half the calories

Easter, the most contemptible of bastardized pagan holidays, mutilated by the Catholic church. In an attempt to recruit more into the fold, the church took a pagan holiday which celebrated the rebirth of crops and life in it's circle and replaced it with the artful decoration of Eggs, the consumption of roast hog. The invitation or an huge anthropomorphic bunny who gifts all with assorted chocolates and marshmallows.

Rejoice, and blessed be.
The goddess and the god gave us gifts, to be used and to spawn.