it is now five days past the due date and we are waiting anxiously. My third little girl will emerge from her womb -NEVER!
Everyone asks, everyday: "no baby yet?" and they're looking right at the swollen stomach housing the wrinkled amniotic swimmer.
"No, we had her I just didn't like the way the ugly son-of-a-bitch looked so I crammed her back up there for another 9 months. Maybe the time spent there will fix that gods be-damned face she came out with." That's what I want to say, but we just turn the other cheek away from the idiotic unobservant saps that can't find the smallest amount of electrical impulse to relay a smidgen of reason and deduction across the three remaining nerve clusters that dangle just behind their obviously mis-shapened eyeballs.
That will be all!
Bonus Episode 104 – WPC 1: random traits
1 year ago
4 comments:
Oh my my my - You stop in to check on someone and bam their life has changed oh so much. Congrats on the new baby or baby to be as life may have it...Much love...
Well, Thank you but I am sure under this gleaming and positive exterior the same old downtrodden gentile still resides.
True...I am sure of that also. I have no false hopes. Just thought I would check on you to see if you still exist. Simply that and no more...I shall find you again
was I lost?
Am I still lost?
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