XX days until D-day

As September crawls ever closer I begin to subconsciously analyze my relationship and it's future prospects. Not to prematurely crash it, but to better prepare myself for posible futures.

Spring is in full effect and that is nowere more apparent than in a Kinkos. Short skirts, thin shirts, and heals. The students are abuzz with alchohol poisoning, the admins are viying for a promotion and all of them want copies made.

In this time of taught schedules and manic co-workers, between ripping my hair out at customers and fixing it to look respectable for customers I have come to realize that there are only three real body types that I am attracted to. Thick tits, banging trunks, or short girls. If you've got one or two of these traits consider yourself krytonite. This realization does not include nationalities and style, that's a topic for another day.

As well as attractions I have realized a little bit to be proud of. When I drop my daughters off at their school, there are tons of hot MILFs. What I have to be proud of is that I sleep with one of those hot MILFs. Shibby.